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Set Ups and Weapons chapt 4-6

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Set Ups and Weapons

Kankuro x Tenten


Chapter 4 Hangovers

Kankuro sat up with a groan. His hand clutching his pounding head. As he slowly dragged himself out of bed he let out another groan.
“Damn and I thought Suna shinobi knew how to drink.“
Walking into the kitchen he winced as the bright light hit his eyes.
“Well about time lazy ass.”  Giving her a annoyed look he slowly sank into the kitchen chair letting his head hit the table.
“Oi, Temari do you have to be so damn loud? My head is killing me.” Letting out another pained groan.
“Well whose fault is that? I am not the idiot who got so drunk he had to be helped home.” She glared at him. Raising a hand from the table he waved her off.
“What ever just leave me alone, it is just to damn early in the morning to fight with you.”
“Morning? Baka it is almost noon. You’re lazy ass slept half the day away.” Shaking her head in disgust.
“Huh? “ Lifting his head slowly he looked up. Shikamaru sat across from him with a pleased look on his face.
“Your enjoying my misery aren’t you?” He just nodded. Kankuro dropped his head back on his arms groaning.
“Why are you here anyways?” His voice muffled.
“He is here, because he is my future husband and we have wedding plans to go over moron!” She fumed causing him to wince. “Your lazy ass was supposed to be helping me!”
His head shot up causing him to cringe in pain.” What?! How did I get volunteered into helping you? All Gaara said was to escort your ass here.  He said nothing about helping you with your foofie wedding plans.” He was to slow to duck as her fan came down on his head.
“Tcha…dammit Temari my head hurts enough.” Rubbing the top of his head.
“You will do what I ask.” Temari huffed crossing her arms.
“I will not!” He growled back.
“Uh Huh!” Her foot beginning to tap angrily on the floor.
“Uh uh !” Clenching his teeth.
“Uh  huh!” Her voice becoming more irate .
“Uh uh!” Giving her a fixed stare.
“Uh huh!” Her voice livid.
“Uh uh and that’s final” Pounding his fist on the table causing him to cringe in pain. His hand rubbing his aching forehead.
“Kankuro I would advise you to give in for your own safety.” Shikamaru snorted grinning.
“I will not giv…”His voice cut off when her fan smacked him upside the head.
Jumping up he growled. “FINE Temari! Just stop hitting me!”
“Good boy …now I need you to deliver a letter to Neji for me. He should be at his teams training field.”
“What would you want with Neji?” Giving her a suspicious look.
“It’s from Hinata. I just don’t have time today to deliver it.”
“Fine, give me the damn thing!” He grunted yanking it out of her hand. ’Stupid… annoying…. Sisters.” He mumbled under his breath. Temari narrowed her eyes gripping her fan harder.
“Kankuro don’t push me and for Kami’s sake take a shower you smell like a wino in an ally.”
“Fine…anything else your highness?”
“Yah…how about you leave off your makeup today and look normal.” She snickered.
“Dammit to hell! Temari would you quite calling it makeup. For the hundredth time it is bunraku paint.”
Shikamaru snorted and rolled his eyes.
“Whatever just hurry up.” She smiled sickly sweet at him. Throwing his hands up in the air in defeat he walked out of the room mumbling. ”Troublesome sisters.”




Chapter 5 You Missed

Kankuro made his way slowly across town mumbling and cursing his luck. Granted his head hurt less since his hot shower. Now it was just a dull throb. It took him some time to find team nine’s training field.Temari had been vague on her direction.
’ I swear she just loves torturing me.’ He grumbled.
Finding the pathway he approaching the field. There was no sign of Neji anywhere. The only one out there was a woman wearing a red shirt and black capris. She was throwing kunai at a practice dummy. He stood there and admired the view.
‘Damn not only does she have a fine ass she can hit a target.” He thought to himself. Suddenly she turned and the next thing he knew there was a kunai sticking out of his arm.
“Fucking hell….are you trying to kill me woman?!” Grimacing he pulled the kunai out throwing it to the ground. She ran up to him frantic.
“Oh…oh …I  am so…so  sorry. I don’t know what happened. “
“I do…you hit me with a kunai…damn that smarts.” His hand holding his bleeding arm. She roughly pushed him to the ground pulling out her small med kit.
“Damn woman, you don’t have to be so rough like stabbing me wasn’t bad enough.”
“My name is Tenten not woman, and like I said before I’m sorry .” Pulling up the sleeve of his shirt she poured disinfectant over the wound.”
Sucking in a breath he growled. “Damn that shit stings!” She looked up at him frowning.
“Quiet being such a baby. It‘s just a small wound. I have seen worse paper cuts.” His eyes narrowed as he looked at her.
“I am not being a baby! Just give me the damn bandages!” He whined grabbing them from her. Letting out an annoyed sigh she sat back. She bit her bottom lip trying to hold back a laugh as she watched him try and wrap his arm with one hand. He was getting nowhere and kept dropping the gauze roll.
“Oh, for crying out loud give it to me. You are just messing it up.” Knowing she was right he handed them back. He noticed how soft her hands were as she slowly wrapped the gauze around his arm.
“You’re Kankuro from Suna correct?” She asked giving him a small smile.
“Yah, my dumb sister sent me to give Neji a letter.” Looking up at her face he smirked. “I
didn’t know I would need to be in combat mode to deliver a letter ,or I would have brought Karasu with me.”
“Well you also wasted your time Neji has been gone on a mission for weeks now.” Shaking her head she bit her bottom lip. ”I just can’t figure out what happened. I have never missed my intended target ever.” He rolled his eyes at that making her give him a very pointed look.
“ Listen up buddy! I am an expert at weapons so don’t roll your eyes at me. I don’t lose control of my movements or my weapons . I don’t know what happened it was like I lost control of my body for a few minutes. I am really sorr…” His fingers went to her lips shushing her.
“Did you say your body lost control?” She nodded. Removing his fingers he began looking around the training area.
“This has never happened before? ” He asked frowning.
“Absolutely not I am an expert. I don’t make mistakes!” She finished tying off the gauze and helped pull his sleeve back down. “It felt like someone was controlling my arm.”
“Son of a bitch! I am going to kill them!” He was livid. Standing up he reached down with his good arm and pulled her up to her feet. She looked at him like he was clinically insane.
“You didn’t do it. It was Shikamaru and his damn jutsu that took control of your movements.”
She laughed. “You have obviously been out in the sun to much Kankuro to think that. Why on earth would Shikamaru do that?” He looked at her, his eyes becoming deadly serious. She backed up a bit raising an eyebrow.
“ I am telling you he did do it.” His eyes still scanning the trees around them. “My sister is behind all of this.”  
“Why I have never done anything to make them angry at me.” His eyes narrowed and he pulled her arm closer.
“ To set us up...my sister wants me to get married.” He whispered. Pulling her arm free of his grasp she began laughing.
“You have definitely had way to much sun Kankuro. You expect me to believe your sister had her fiancé use shadow jutsu on me so I would hit you with a kunai to hook us up.” She snickered. “You are crazy!”
“I am deadly serious. You don’t know my sister and her so called genius of a boyfriend. The things she will do to get her way. This is probably one of Shikamaru genius plans. Just ask my baby brother  how much she loves to meddle in people’s love lives. This is exactly the sorta thing she would do.” Looking over at her he watched her eyes widened at the reality of what had taken place. Her lips slowly curled up in a cunning smile.
“Kankuro you know what this means?” She bent down and picked up her kunai giving him a sly look.
“I sure do!” He smiled deviously.
“Revenge!” They both  said giving each other a knowing look.



Chapter 6
Plans and Compromising Situations

Sitting at a table at the local ramen bar the two began to conspire a plot.
“Damn, Tenten we said revenge not murder. I might be pissed off but she is my sister I don’t want her dead maybe Shikamaru but not my sister.” He’s hand going to his sore arm.
“Kankuro quiet touching it or you’ll have it bleeding again. Fine you know so much what do you think we should do?”
“Hmm…well they only have a month till the wedding. Why the hell she wants to get married I don’t know. Damn if I would want to be tied down to one female. “
“Man you are such a male chauvinistic pig. What do you against romance anyways?” Rolling his eyes he sighed.
“I don’t have anything against romance. Just marriage it’s…it’s troublesome.” After the word left his mouth he smacked his forehead with his hand. “Ah crap, I have been around Shikamaru way to much.” Tenten giggled.
‘Hmm her laugh is kinda cute not annoying like most chicks. Especially that dang Ino girl ugh she is so annoying.’ He mused to himself.
“Well you’re not thinking of doing something to ruin their wedding because I won’t have any part in that.” Crossing her arms firmly over her chest.
“No I won’t ruin her stupid wedding no matter how much I would like to. I say we make life living hell for the two of them till the wedding. They are always wanting alone time. I say we make sure they don’t enjoy a bit of it.” He grinned.
“Okay sounds good to me.” She sat back and nodded.
“Hey are you friends with the bug dude what’s his name…”
“What do you want with Shino?”  
“Ya Shino. Do you think he would do you a favor?” Leaning over the table he eyed her.
“Sure he owes me a favor but if you are involved I am not so sure. Rumor has it he doesn’t like you to much.”
Kankuro just snorted. “Oh hell, who doesn’t. “ Rolling her eyes at him she pursed her lips.
“So what do you need him for?”
“Well, tomorrow Shikamaru is taking Temari out for a picnic and cloud gazing. Kami, what a loser…anyways I say we have bug boy bring some of his little friend to join them. Temari hates bugs total phobia I swear.” He snickered.
“I think I might be able to persuade Shino to help. What time are we looking at?”
“They are meeting at noon so we should get there a little earlier.” Looking at Tenten he frowned she was suddenly looking out the window not listening to a word he had just said.
“Hey ,Tenten what the hell are you looking at?” Suddenly she dove under the table.
“What the fuck!” He growled “Are you mental woman?”
“Shh…just shut up. Pretend I am not here.” His eyes went wide as he felt her hands on his thighs.
“Tenten?” His voice coming out a bit husky.
“Sorry, there isn’t much room. Now shut up before he figures out I am here.” His eye brow raised.
“He who? What are you…?” His voice drowned out by a loud voice.
“Hey Kankuro my youthful friend!” Looking up Kankuro groaned.
“Hi Lee.” His voice coming out very short.
“How have you been? I bet  you are excited for Temari and Shikamaru’s upcoming youthful wedding.”
“Just thrilled.” He replied sarcastically. “OH Kami.” He groaned under his breath suddenly as he felt Tenten push closer to his crotch. Lee looked at him oddly.
“Kankuro you okay?”
“Fine.” He gulped. “What did you want Lee?”
‘Please just go! I need to get away from the crazy kunoichi under the table.’ His mind begged. He could practically feel her breath on his…oh hell!
“Oh ya, I thought I saw my youthful flower blossom Tenten in here. I guess I was wrong. You haven’t seen her have you?”
“Nope not here…try the training grounds I think I saw her there earlier.”
“Thanks my youthful friend. I will head over there right now.” Giving Kankuro a big slap on the back which caused two things to happen. One pain shot down his arm. Two it pushed him forward leading to Tenten’s face to  plant itself in a particularly sensitive spot. He bit his lips as he held back a groan from the pain and the pleasure.
As soon as Lee was out of sight he jumped up quickly from the table as if it was on fire.
Tenten shyly crawled out her face bright red.
“Sorry about that.” She smiled shyly.
“Uhh…I got to go.” Throwing some money on the table he quickly left.


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Kami = God
Well here is Chapter 4-6 of the Set Ups and Weapons the sequel to Blind Dates and Moonflowers.

Characters maybe OOC

Warning contains some swearing and sexual Innuendos


Disclaimer: Naruto is owned by Masashi Kishimoto


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Chapters 1-3 [link]

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yay i LOOOOVE KANKUTEN!THIS STORY IS AWSOME BTW